Kand SMS Messages57 messages

Sardar radio thek krwany gya
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duKandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha
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Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.
Mujhe bass itna kehna hai, kabhi main yaad aoon to
Kabhi tanhayee ki raatain, tumhai zyada satayen to
Kabhi titli na bole to, aur jugnu lot jaye to
Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye, Koi jab sun na paye to
Kabhi sab dost saathi bhi jo tum se rooth jayen to
Kabhi jab khud se lad ker thakan se chur ho jao to
Kabhi chahte huwe bhi khud akele roo na pao to
Apni aankhon ko band kerna mujhe awaz de dena
Phir mere tasawwur se jo chahai baatain keh dena
Mere Kandhe per sir rakh ker tum jitna chahe ro lena
Jab main khud lout jaon to apni dunya chale jana
Magar bass itna kehna hai
Ke jab bhi dukh ya khusyoon main
Humain dil se pukaro ge
Humain tum saath pao ge.
Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

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DuKandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & MalaKand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.




Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

DuKandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.


Sardar: Theek Hai,



Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
Jeety hain to koi haal tak nahi poochta ......

"FARAZ"......

Merty hain to duniya Kandhon py utha leti hai....
DuKandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
Ek Pathan naqli note lekar Surf Excel lene gaya.

DuKandar:Is note mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai.

Pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.
Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.

DuKandar:Memory Card hai ?

Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.
General presidents Of Pakistan

SiKandar Mirza Died At The Age Of 65

Ayub Died At 65

Yahya Died At 65

Zia Died At 65

Musharraf Is Gonna B 65 In 2008


Hope For The Best ...
A true luv story of a pnjbi boy.

A guy falls in lv wid a grl 4m his collge.

He proposd dat grl.

Grl askd shakl dekhi hai bandr wargi.

Boy said Teri shakl jada vadia a?

sali kod kirli jehi,

mareya thapad naasa bhan du,

vadi aai juhi chawla.

shakl dekhi e apni jive

Kandh te nazr battu lagya hunda,

sali cham charik jehi.

Ja dafa hoja etho

nai metho butha bhna laengi.

The end.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ma pa yo zale sangsar ka che dama sham
Ma da stare jwand ozgarka che dama sham
Yo da meene pa muska bande sta sa zee
Lag me swe zra quarar ka che dama sham
Che nazar da shno au toro stargo maat she
Ma pa stargo ke khumar ka che dama sham.
Sa rangoona da mastai pre rawaregi,
Ma da spene ghare haar ka che dama shm.
Da Imdad zarge ghamono sta Kandar kro,
Rasha rasha ma pa dar ka che dama sham.