A true luv story

A true luv story
A true luv story of a pnjbi boy.

A guy falls in lv wid a grl 4m his collge.

He proposd dat grl.

Grl askd shakl dekhi hai bandr wargi.

Boy said Teri shakl jada vadia a?

sali kod kirli jehi,

mareya thapad naasa bhan du,

vadi aai juhi chawla.

shakl dekhi e apni jive

kandh te nazr battu lagya hunda,

sali cham charik jehi.

Ja dafa hoja etho

nai metho butha bhna laengi.

The end.

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Jun, 12 2010     431 chars (3 sms)     3132 views       Love Stories

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once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked...........
have u left your girlfriend or she left you???
he smiled and answered ..............

Suno mein laut aya hoon
Meri batein
Meray waday
Mein apne saath laya hoon,
Suno meri dharkan mein
Wohi ik saaz bajta hai
Andaz meri baton ka
Tera andaz lagta hai
Khazaan k zard patton ko
Barf se sard mosam ko
Hijar ki garm aahon ko
Tanhai ki bahon ko
Suno
Main chor aya hoon
Abhi jo sakt baaqi hai
Mera jo wqat baaqi hai
Sameto mujh ko bahoon mein
Mujhay chand khushiyan de dalo
Meray sab gham sameto tum
Chand lamhay mujh ko de dalo
Mein sab rishtay
Sabhi natay
Sabhi bandhan
Sabhi dhage
Suno
Mein tor aya hoon
Suno mein laut aya hoon
The Cutest
Proposal of d World from a cute Girl to a Boy.......



Girl- "Hey, I have lost my SurName....
Can I use Urs"....=)...
Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya,
to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya,
uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha,
or dusre us ladke se kahta he ki us ladki ne tumhare praposel ko thukra diya fir bhi tum udas kyu nahi ho?
Wo ladka kahta he,
me udas kyu rahu,
jabki mai janta hu ki maine use khoya he,
jo mujhse pyar nahi karti thi,
udas to use hona chahiye kyuki usne use kho diya jo usase sachhi muhabbat karta tha.
There was a beautiful girl named Rexona and a hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma, Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy".

They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre, Medimix city.

They invited their friends Lux, Dove, Dettol, Savlon, Tide, Fa, Jo and others, Rexona and cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins ''Johnson & Johnson''
Little Girl And Her Father Were Crossing A Bridge.

The Father Was Kind Of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter,

Sweetheart, Please Hold My Hand So That You Don''t Fall Into The River.

The Little Girl Said, ''No, Dad. You Hold My Hand.'' ''What''s The Difference?

Asked The Puzzled Father.

There''s A Big Difference,

Replied The Little Girl.

If I Hold Your Hand And Something Happens To Me,

Chances Are That I May Let Your Hand Go.

But If You Hold My Hand, I Know For Sure That No Matter What Happens

You Will Never Let My Hand Go.''
You can Have 10 Brothers

You can Have 100 Friends

You can Have 1000 Lovers

But

You Have Only 1 Crazy Person Who is Ready to Die For You
Small love story

Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi

Uske chehre par naqab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shayad woh use dilo jaan se chahata tha

Woh use baar baar kehta

"Muh se naqaab hata do apna chaand sa mukhda dekha do".

Par ladki ne muh se naqaab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na
dikhaya.



Kayi din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya

Ladki kuch pareshan si rehne lagi

Kisi tarah poochte poochte woh uske ghar pohochi.



Padosiyon ne kaha " Mohtarma, aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us
deewane ke to saat roz pehle hi maut ho gaye".
Boy was following a Girl.

GIRL-why r u folowin me?

BOY -you r very pretty n I think I''m in Love wid u!

GIRL-but u havnt met my frend yet.. she is prettier than me n is rite behind u.

BOY luks-dere''s no 1...

GIRL-if u realy loved me u wudnt hav lukd behind... ;->

MORAL- True Love is rare... :)
Kisi nazuk se lamhay main..

Kisi din shaam se pehle...

Agar main chupke se tere kaanon main yeh keh doon...

Ke mujhe tumse mohabbat hai...

To tum naraz mat hona...

Faqat itna tum karna...

Mujhe baahon main le ke tum...

Meri aankhon main aankhain dal kar...

Mere baalon ko sehla kar...

Bas itna keh dena...



TUM PYAR ke laayaq nahin...
"The taste of water can be
enjoyed only when we are thirsty..!"
Same way,
"The Love of a Persons
will be known when we are Alone"
How cute!

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..

She sent a SMS:"

If you find me, you can marry me..

If you can''t
I''m hidden in d shed".!