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''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana

''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .

But why ?

Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?

Because jo jeeta wohi "SiKandar"...=P;->''

Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .

Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .

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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKandAR, SHAKTI .

Jo jeeta woh sikandar

Jo jeeta woh siKandar
Jo hara woh jail k andar,
..>Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bhejay usko arbab raheem ki pappi.

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKandAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?

Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->

1 larki valentines

1 larki valentines day per duKandar say: "aisa card hei jismei likha ho k mei tumse aur sirf tumse pyar kerti hun"
duKandar: haan hai..
girl: 2darjan pank kardo...

ek premi apni premika ke liye

ek premi apni premika ke liye
anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,
or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?
duKandar-5000.00R.s
ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.
tab usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski?
duKandar-do sitiya

Admi Dukan Dar Se

Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye

DuKandar: Nap Batayen?

Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len

Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop

Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
DonKandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..;-)

Dukandar Ny Subha

DuKandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy

DKandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?

Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,

2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D

Pakistan In 2010 ...

Pakistan In 2010 ...

Ek Shaks Chilaya

Aa Gai

Aa Gai

Light Aa Gai ...

Dusra Shaks Kandhe
Pe Haath Rakhty Huey
''''Aisa Kch B Nhi , Ye Bas
Tumhara Wehem Hy Bhai'''' ;->

Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. SiKandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain

Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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DuKandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->

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