Jism SMS Messages120 messages

Woh PYAR hi kya, Jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,Jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, Jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, Jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "

Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "

Who Be Bina " DONATION "

Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,

Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,

Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,

Jismey Paani Kam Hay,

Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga..
Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta Toot Jai Ga..

Abhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..!
Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka Mobile Cheen Jai Ga.../
Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...

Tere Pass Kia Hai...?


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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
QUAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main bayaan karain...???

1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga Jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga...

2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay..

3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...
Ye Pighalta Jism

Ye Kapkapate Hont
Ye Larazti Awaz


Ye Larkharate Qadam



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Mujhe Tou Pehle Hi Shak Tha





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CHARSI Ho :p
1 larki valentines day per dukandar say: "aisa card hei Jismei likha ho k mei tumse aur sirf tumse pyar kerti hun"
dukandar: haan hai..
girl: 2darjan pank kardo...
Wo gulab hi kya hai Jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai Jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai Jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai Jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai Jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai Jisme Taali naho "...
Wo gulab hi kya hai Jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai Jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai Jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai Jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai Jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai Jisme Taali naho "...
Susti bhare Jism ko
jagate kyo nahi?


Uth k sub k samnay
aate kyo nahi?


sms bhi tumhara smell
marta hai...


Thodi himmat ker k nahate kyo nahi ....:P
School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
Jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.