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agar tumhein

agar tumhein kabhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta Hoon, to phir plz kabhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt,

Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur b kaam karney ko.

kya app kanjoosi

kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?

Naheen! hmmmmm

Meinein millaya hai!

Kaisay?

Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta Hoon aur apney doston sey kehta Hoon k yeh site open karo.

Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na

Aam logon ko bewaqoof

Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!

Wajah mein batata Hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"

"JHOOM RE"

"JHOOM RE"
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!

Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon Hoon?

Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!

Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?

TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.

Naya Daur ...

Naya Daur ...

Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!

Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->

Agar tumhari zindagi k

Agar tumhari zindagi k aakhri pal reh ghaye Hoon to tum kya karo ghey?

"mujh sey maafi mango ghey"!

Chalo mein tumhein kehta Hoon k meinein tumhein maaf kiya ab..........

Mein tum sey pyar

Mein tum sey pyar karta Hoon! mein tumharey baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch b ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohabat karta raHoon gha.

Shabash seekh liya.......ab rozana 10-15 sey yehi bol diya karna

mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to

mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to

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mein Animal planet dekhta Hoon,,,,

aaj mein boht beemar hoon,

aaj mein boht beemar Hoon, jism lagta hai toot raha hai, aur hathon sey takat jaisay nikalti jaa rahee hai, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon

chal ab natak chord aur jaldi sey Sms send kar

agar koi mujh sey pochchey

agar koi mujh sey pochchey "teri Mohabat ka naam kya hai?"

to mein kaHoon" tenu kee takleef ee"

science k teacher kehtey

science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dHoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"

kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?

kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?

Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta Hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,

Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.

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