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Khat likh raha hoon khoon s

Khat likh raha Hoon kHoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha Hoon kHoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.

kya meri nak tedi hai.

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta Hoon, pagal Hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Mandir mein jaap karta Hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta Hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta Hoon

This sardarji goes t

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi Hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"

Girlfriend Ko I LUV

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika Hoon"

Boy: Tum gaana

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer Hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

Phone ki ring baji

Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin Hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha Hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.

Zara sochoo .

Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera kHoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!

BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

Main Niyat karta Hoon 2 punjabi marane ki ,

6 rocket fire farz ,

wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,

Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke Khidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
Bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka kHoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...

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