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Larki apne B.F. se:

Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera SHoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …

B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?

Dil diya tha MOHABBT

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
KHoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to kHoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.

"SURF EXCEL HENA"

Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Cheque,
Sweets,
Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,
Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,
Thank u.!

Ek aadmi raat ko 3

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha Hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''Bahi tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->

1 memon ne arbi ko

1 memon ne arbi ko kHoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir kHoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir kHoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka kHoon dor raha hay:)

1 memon ne arbi ko

.. Message dhoond rahe ho?

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Message dHoond rahe ho?

Zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi message ho,

BASS

AAP Ki yaad aayi, is liye Missed SMS kar diya

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta Hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka GHoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na Hoon...

''Aslam ek raat macher dan

''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha Hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander Hoon, hahaha....''

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