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''Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya

''Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai Hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.''

''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...

''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...

Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...

''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Wah wah..

''Saanp ne piya bakri ka kHoon..
Wah wah..

Saanp ne piya bakri ka kHoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''

''akhoon akhoon !!!!

''akHoon akHoon !!!!

aRz kiya he !!!!!

A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!

W@H W@H W@H W@H W@H !

A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!

zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali main phanse ho''

''Badli hai duniya

''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya Hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya Hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,''

''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''

''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''

**dost**

**utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta Hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon''

''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"

''Kahan se dHoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"

Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:

PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay''

''Main ne to Aaj

''Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab Toilet Jata Hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....''

''Girl to Doctor:

''Girl to Doctor:

Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.

Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,

8 k KHoon Nikal Aaya

Aur

19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''

''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko

''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta Hoon.''

''Asslam-o-alaikum--- "Good Morning"

''Asslam-o-alaikum---
"Good Morning"
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Ab Neeche kia nashta dHoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to dia''

Woh chumle ek baar t

Woh chumle ek baar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz sunte sunte hi raat jaati hai beet.
isiliye kehati Hoon yaaro
ye risk na uthao
morten JALAO MACHCHHAR BHAGAO !!! :)

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