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pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chHath pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink diya.

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..

Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..

Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..

Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?

Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D

suna hai...

Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai

Khushiyan Bhi Hoon Gee ” Baharain Bhi Hoon Gee
Magar Hum To Guzry December Ki Sochoon Mein Gum Hain
Keh” Jab Tu Mere Paas Thi

Hath Tera Mere Hath Mein tha
Aor Khushiyan Chaar Su Hamary Sath Thin

Magar Ab Akele Tumhain Sochty Hain
Yahi Khof Daman Se Lipta Hua Hai
Keh”

Aisa Na Ho Es Baras Bhi December
Tumhary Bina He Kahin Beet Jay
December To Har Saal Aata Rahy Ga
Magar Tum Na Ho Gy To Kuch Bhi Na Ho Ga !

Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai !

Ache dost

Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “Hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai,
Aur jub “ANKH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.

aik hathi nay chand

aik Hathi nay chand chuntiyon ko chaltay chaltay kuchal k mar dya ghalti say.ab chyuntion n us Hathi say badla lyne ka plan bnaya.plan.jab Hathi ither say guzray ga to us ko tree k uper say jump laga k mar day gay."sab chyuntiyan tree p char hi rahi the k Hathi uther say guzarnay laga.1 kamzor si chunti charhatay hue us p pehlay hi gir gaye.peechay say us ki sathi chuntion nay awaz lagaye."PHEY DAY SU PHAY DAY SU

Meri dua hai to naik

Meri dua hai to naik serat ho,

Tera dil teri tarha khobsurat ho,

Mill Jaye har cheez tujhe dua se pehle,

khud dua ko tere Hathon ki zarorat ho.....

Meri dua hai to naik

Meri dua hai to naik serat ho,

Tera dil teri tarha khobsurat ho,

Mill Jaye har cheez tujhe dua se pehle,

khud dua ko tere Hathon ki zarorat ho.....

ITNA A JAYE TU PASAND

ITNA A JAYE TU PASAND KHUDA KO, K TERE QABOOLIYAT KI YE SOORAT HU,BIN MANGAY TUJHE MIL JYAE SUB KUCH, K DUA KO KHUD TERE Hath KI ZAROORAT HU
(AMEEN)

4Jaghon pr

4Jaghon pr
4Chezon pr Qabo Rkho.!

1.Kisi k ghar me apni Ankhon pr,

2.Dastarkhan pe apne Hathon pr,

3.Mehfil me apni Zuban pr,

4.Ibadat me apne khayalat pr!

Itna Aaa jaoe

Itna Aaa jaoe passand tum KHUDA ko..!!
K tumhari Qabooliyat ki ye sorat ho...!
Bin Mangay tum ko mil jaye sub kuch..!!
K DUA ko Khud tumhare Hath ki Zaroorat ho..!!

Okathile Ettavum

Okathile Ettavum Valiya Heart Surgon Neeyanu.. Karanam Oru Murivu Polumillathe, Orittu Rakham Polum
CheetHathe Nee Enthe Hrydyathil Kayariyunnalloo.....

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