Hath SMS Messages437 messages

Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao
jesa hey ye dupatta os hi sath ka print
bazaar kiya gae key printon main khu gae
chehrey pe le ke aagae aik Hath ka print :-D
Chand per ap ka naam likney ko jee chahta hay
Laykin pehli baat tu yeh hay k mera Hath nahi jata hay
Aur dosri baat yeh k yeh khayal mughey sirf doophar main he aata hay
aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik Hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon
thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do Hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon
thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
Masroofiat ?



Kanjoosi ?



Ghurbat ?




La-Parwahi ?




Narazgi ?






Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?




Mobile Ki Kharabi ?




Alfaz Ki Qillat ?



Nakhre ?



Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .
Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-PATHAN
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)
Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko Hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,

Ammi dho day
Man 2 Pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai.
PHathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?
MALLIKA dancing
public clapping


Remove top
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Removes bra
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Removes panty
SSSilence





Moral of the story
Taali ek Hath se nahin
bajti.
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.

Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,


"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,



Aur Hath main hai "LUX"
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?




Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,



Wo hamare Hath se bach jaye gi



ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
Apna Hath apne sar pe
phairen!


Aik bar phir phairen



Dobra phairen


Chalen 1 bar phir


Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...



"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage Hath phailana
paren ge....




Biwi:Jaldi se tum Hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>