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''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,

''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,
Mein Ne Os K Hath Pe Hath Rakha tou wo Garam thi
mai ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hotay Hain

Os Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kuttey bukhar hai mjhe"''

''1 student exam

''1 student exam k paper pay apne Hath ka diagram bana raha tha to nigran nay pocha k iss paper main to Hath ki diagram ka swal nahi hai

student reply.
sir main diagram nahi bana raha paper banane wale pay lanat bhaj raha hon''

''1 CHEETA CHARRS KI

''1 CHEETA CHARRS KI CEGRATE BANA RAHA THA 1 CHOHA BHAGTA HOWA AYA OR KAHA. KEYOON ZNDGI BARBAD KARTY HO DAIKHO KETNA KHOBSOORAT JANGAL HY AAO MAIRY SATH JANGAL KI SAIR KARRO,
CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGAY AIK HathI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY AIK SHAIR HIRON PINY KI TAYARI KR RAHA THA CHOOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY KHAINCH KY AIK THAPAR MARA, JAB HathI OR CHEETA NY POOCHA KEH AAP NY ESSY KEYOON MARA TO SHAIR BOOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY YEH:-''

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare..

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............

Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........

"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...

Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare..

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............

Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........

"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...

Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",

Andhe ke Hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke Hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke Hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE Hath ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!

Sharabi eyes donate

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya . counter clark asked : kuch kehna cHathay ho ??

Sharabi: Jisay lagao osay bata dana ye 2 peg k baad khulti hain!!

again and asks him... ''Aam Hai kya ?''

A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...

''Aam Hai kya ?''

He gets a little irritated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''

He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to Hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''Hathoda hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''

I Love You!

I Love You!

I realy Love You

I Love You More than Anything in the world

Yehi Kehna cHatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos

Lawyer 2 sardar:

Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe Hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..

Sardar ji: Sita pe Hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)

Mujay pata hay is waqt

Mujay pata hay is waqt tum ne apna nikala huwa hay

Hath men b pakra huwa hay

us ko daba b rahay ho

tumen sharam nahi ati

Andar dalo apna MOBILE

Ravan was sent

Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par Hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga

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