Never luk for a Gud Face, it''ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it''ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that''ll miss u every day.
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly Face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his Face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
