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Life is short so follow some rules:

Life is short so follow some rules:

Forgive quickly

Believe slowly

Love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!

So

Think of me Twice Daily... ;->

close ur eyes... think abt ur self

close ur eyes...

think abt ur self

ur Face,

ur style,

ur nature,

ur looks,

now open ur eyes..

u hv jus spent half a minute watching a

horror movie!!!

After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t Face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

Catches A Big Fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..

Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...

Fish Comes Up To The SurFace And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

Close yours Eyes

Close yours Eyes think about yourself, your Face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks,
Now you open your eyes
U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->

Q.What do me and a mirro

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?

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A.When we see your Face we both crack up. . .

A girl askd her boyfrnd:

A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty Face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P

How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?

How lazy people like u wash Face in the winter season?

They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->

When i dont get ur sms!!

When i dont get ur sms!!

A little pain in my heart.

A small tear in my eyes

And sadness falls on my Face.

What is this?

Its nothing

“Just Dramabazi“ ;->

Tere golden face ki beauty ne,

Tere golden Face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.

HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri

HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,

Wife: Wo kiA ???

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HusbAnd:TumhArA "Face" . . . ;-

Shakespare Said

Shakespare Said

Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez

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