Date SMS Messages125 messages

Ek couple Date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga
Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
upDate mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...

'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!



Aur 14 November ko Children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'
"Friends & Medicines both take care of us in our pains.But the only difference is that Good friends don't have an Expiry Date"
interviewee;wat z ur Date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer UpDated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .
Late BEd Wakings

Slight Breakfasts

Bus Stand Figures Food Board travel

Late Attendence

Long Intervals

Sharing Canteen Food

Many Proposals

Mobile In SIlent Mode

Late Nite Chats

Some Missunderstandings

Correcting Friends

For Examx Micro Slips

Struggle For Marks


Prestige In Arrears

Mass Bunk

Saturday Date

Enjoying Arguments

Freshers Wid Fear

Farewell Wid Tears

" UNICERSITY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT HEAVEN "
3 Facts Of Life

"Life Has No Pause Button

Dreams Have No Expiry Dates

&

Time Takes No Holiday"
Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : Date
1st impression:

Just when I thought I d seen it all
our paths crossed and met
and I Knew from the First glance
that u would be hard 2 4get
your eyes attracted me First
but you reeked of sultry confidence
I couldn t wait 2 touch lips
and kiss with my Heart s intentions
when we did it was what I expected
and 4 that moment we erased the tension
of the awkwardness of First Date Jitters
and the initial Blind Date First impressions
we kissed again and I felt the passion
and this was CUPID s blessing
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a Date,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?