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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel Date Date of birth batao "

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry Date.

Dosti karo TELENOR

Dosti karo TELENOR wali se.pyar kro INSTA wali se.Date maro U FONE wali se Aankh larao PAKTEL wali se Gift lo WARID wali se.or SHADI karo BAGAIR MOBILE wali se

Dear Customer, ;

Dear Customer, ;-) Your bathing Date validity for one year is over. So please take bath today and save public.

Thank you.

.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤

Clean WoRlD.

A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

A BOY ON Date WID GIRL in CaR,

Jan!

Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k

i''m already married

Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he

If u r inteligentAns these

If u r inteligentAns these

1-China kis mulk mein hai?

2-14Aug kis Date ko ati hai

3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?

4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a Date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...

Pathan Apni Girl

Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon ."
Girl : Keh Do
Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..

What is the diff

What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry Date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

Headlines of 2025

Headlines of 2025

HEADLINES DateD 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->

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