Chup SMS Messages459 messages

lakh Chupaya asi pyar duniya ton,
hun sareaam pyar karan nu jee karda,
jee laye asi bahut dar dar ke,
hun na ae dil kise ton darda,
aj dus dena mein sari duniya nu,
ki mein tere te marda.
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

Reply Me.
Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?

Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!

Tujhy Pata Nhe K



LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
Santa Kone Me Chup Ke
Mobile Pe
Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha

Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa : Maa Kasam
Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He
Ek chor Police sy Chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me Chup gya
or Police sy bach gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao

sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
naraz ku ho hum se kis bat pe ho rothe acha chalo ye mana tum sache hum hi jhote
kab tak Chupao ge tum?
hum se ho piyar kerte
gusse ka hai dikhawa dil mai ho hum pe marte
raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia bass itna khena
hai gud mrng or kea iss subha main Chupi ho bahot khusheya..
Raat Ho chuki hai...
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Keypad dabane se subha nai hogi.
Chup chaap sojao GOODNIGHT
wo charagh-e-jaan k jis ki low,,,na kisi toofan se kam hui...

teri bewafai k wasvasay usay Chupkay Chupkay bhuja gae...!
Abhi tum dil Ko rehne do Abhi Chup chap sehne do ..Mohabat ab nahi ho gi . abhi Ashkoo k eendhan main tumharey khab jalte han .. mohabbat ab nahi ho gi ye kuch din baad mein ho gi ... jab ye din guzer jayen ge ye unn ki yaad main ho gi ...mohabbat ab nahi ho gi