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Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension
Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...

Dhoke-Baaz:-D
ALLAH’s Pharmacy Is Amazing…
A sliced Carrot Looks like the human eye and it greatly enhances blood flow to the eyes!
A tomato has 4 chambers & is red just like the heart. A Tomato is loaded with LYCOPINE that is pure heart & blood food!
A Walnut looks like the Brain and Helps develop more than 3 dozen neurotransmitters to enhance Brain function!
Beans are Kidney shaped and they Heal and help to maintain kidney functions!
Subhan Allah!
2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your Brain..!
Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:

Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy?

Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:

Kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote.

Miss u my frnd.
d eye does not see what d Brain does not know
so open ur Brain before opening ur eyes.......
Jivan main settle hone k liye 3 factories zaroor lagao 1.Brain main ice factory 2.Zuban main sugar factory 3.Heart main love factory Phir life hogi SATISFACTORY
We Need At least 2 Things To Live In Life

" 1 Heart 2

Feel the Love

&

1 Brain 2

Understand It ...

Otherwise We''ll Have

Broken Hearts

&

Confused Minds " =)
How much can sum1 care?

A man suffring frm Brain tumor died.

His wife opned his cupboard

n found sum tablets wid a letter

"take them dear.

U catch cold easily when u cry."
9 Most Brain
Damaging Habits

1. No breakfast
2. Over eating
3. Smoking
4. High sugar
consumption
5. Air pollution
6. Sleep deprivation
7.Head covered while
sleeping
8. Working with your
Brain during illness
9. Talking rarely

Forward To Whom
You Care About ... :)
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the Brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
Eyes r Parents. . .

Heart is Lover. . .

Brain is Teacher. . .

Brothers & Sisters r Fingers. . .

But A Loving Friend is Blood. . .

So Always Keep Flowing Regularly. . . :->