Brain SMS Messages65 messages

''2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your Brain..!''
Your Brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.....5.....4....3...2..1.LOADING........Please wait.....ERROR: no Brain detected
To live a life, one n eeds Brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have Brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
Brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a Brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
To live a life, one needs Brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That''s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
Brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
100 gARM mitti..

100 gram Kankar.

25 garm k keeray makoray

5 gram Makree k jalay

Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
Aapke Brain ki Xray report aa gyi

10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa

KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA
Human Brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u


BED
but not SLEEP

BOOKS
But not Brain


CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY


LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS



so





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