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PHATAN 14 AUG

PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kaBrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your Brain.

Man : i agree.(After the operation)

Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your Brain by mistake.

Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.

Breaking News!

Breaking News!

Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur Brain size.

smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.

Congrats U can make free calls now....

To Live a Life.... V Need

To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
&
Mental Qualification....

Hats off to U, For Managing Without
them..!!!! ;->

Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?

Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?

Doc 4baar aisa hua.. sala Brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai.. ;->

What Is B.E. . . .

What Is B.E. . . .

8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->

21st Century.... Good/Bad???

21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our Salary - Very less . . .

The brain is a wonderful organ.

The Brain is a wonderful organ.

It starts working when you get up in the morning,

and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!

iT''s uR Brain....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR Brain :->

here Is Some Career Advice

Here Is Some Career Advice

First, Listen To Your Heart

Then

Listen To Your Brains

Then

Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get Brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

Mr. Inside Went 2 C

Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
Called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside Called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside Called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->

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