Brain is the most

Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...

Dhoke-Baaz:-D

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Ideal to write on

Ideal to write on ans sheet:
Answers given below r imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental ;->

Genius Is A Person

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year

Cheating...!

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!

I have a pen

I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is you.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye

Atif Aslam Live In

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade

Paper Se Pehle Ki

Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"

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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... ;->

exam result ka insurance

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

If In Exam U Have

If In Exam U Have One Of Question About Me
Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words ?
Ur Answer Shud Be Based On Truth, Reply Me Now

What is the formula of Water?

Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai

Examz se 1 month

Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye''n

Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho''n ga.. ;->

A student grabbed

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Success is the derivative

Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams.

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