~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "

~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "
~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty"

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty...
  

Jun, 17 2010     445 chars (3 sms)     2214 views       Exam

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam
Result Aa Gaya

























Aisa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen.
Janlewa Ho Sakta Hai

Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zari..!
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
The answer is.
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…
Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.
Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..


1)Plzzz..Don''t Disturb I Want 2 Study!

2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 Is-

3)Sir,I Hv A Question! :-)
tney bharam tootey they ik aur bharam toot gya,






ussee subject pas huwa jis ka paper mujh sey chooot gya
A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " ....
My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."
Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade
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Hum Honge Kamyab, Hum Honge All Pass Ek Din,
Hoho... Likhte He Bakwas,
Fir B He Vishwas, Result Hoga Jhakas,
Hum Honge All Pass
Ek Din.
Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It''s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)