~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "

~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "
~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty"

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty...
  

Jun, 17 2010     445 chars (3 sms)     2204 views       Exam

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New exam pattern->

1. General students : Ans ALL questions

2. OBC : Write ANY question.

3. SC : Read ONLY questions.

4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam
Student''s declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend''s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes.

Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental
itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay


k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay


yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain



end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai


HAPPY
.......ENDINGS
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain




Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain




Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume
lyf of da collge student
wallet hai paisay nhi
lecturere hai attendence nhi
cell hai balnce nhi
frends hai girl frend nhi
exam hai tension nhi
parhna hai mood nhi
ALLAH ka diya sab kuch he :-
Books he
Notes he
Time he
aur hausla to itna he ke…
jb chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he,
bus 1 hi bat ki kami he,.
.
.
.
“MOOD” Sala bnta hi ni..
While choosing a book,

1month B4 exam
We refer to
"Foreign Authors"

10 days B4 exam
"Local Author"

&

On Da day ov exam
V r da ''Authors''! =P
=|| Sachae |||=


School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi

Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat

Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna
Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym''s Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck
Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song


Guess.!







''Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me'':-)
The Law Sayz,
"If U Can''t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)
Warriors. Wakeup..

It’s Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins In 17 Days..!