Success is the derivative

Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams.

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Guzray howey Exaams

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

What is the formula of Water?

Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai

Aft Our Exam

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song

Guess.!

''Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me'':-)

Xams are there

Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

exam result ka insurance

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

=|| Sachae |||=

=|| Sachae |||=

School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi

Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat

Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna

Exams are like GIRL

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Class Rooms R

Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

lyf of da collge

lyf of da collge student
wallet hai paisay nhi
lecturere hai attendence nhi
cell hai balnce nhi
frends hai girl frend nhi
exam hai tension nhi
parhna hai mood nhi

result..

lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
kuch hi dino main tera result aa jaye ga..
dua ker ley .
.
.
..
.
tu koi amir khan nahi jo

all is well keh kr top kr jaye ga...:P
dedicate to all students..

Best 3 Comedy Lines

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..

1)Plzzz..Don''t Disturb I Want 2 Study!

2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 Is-

3)Sir,I Hv A Question! :-)

while choosing a book

While choosing a book,

1month B4 exam
We refer to
"Foreign Authors"

10 days B4 exam
"Local Author"

&

On Da day ov exam
V r da ''Authors''! =P

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Success is the derivative

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