Tips to be Successful

Tips to be Successful
Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.




In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating
  

Jun, 17 2010     268 chars (2 sms)     2768 views       Exam

more Exam SMS Messages

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
......
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??
Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
Ideal to write on ans sheet:
Answers given below r imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental ;->
Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It''s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)
New exam pattern->

1. General students : Ans ALL questions

2. OBC : Write ANY question.

3. SC : Read ONLY questions.

4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam
Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym''s Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck
Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension
KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
...
*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane...
I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is you.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai