Na Waqt Itn

Na Waqt Itn
Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye ... ;->
  

Jun, 17 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2379 views       Exam

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issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,




cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya
What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ... ???

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S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning


So Study Hard ... ;->
Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..


1)Plzzz..Don''t Disturb I Want 2 Study!

2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

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D Best 1 Is-

3)Sir,I Hv A Question! :-)
Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye''n

Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho''n ga.. ;->
Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
Jab sardi ki raaton main kitaab kholo to zehan main aik "Equation" aati hai..

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Bed + Razai = Dafa karo parha
Happy Exam season
Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon ''JAn|x'' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->
If All Pakiz Strt Studyin & All Get Good Marks

But, Jobs r Limitd

den

More Unemploymnt

More Youth

More Suicides

More Crime

''''SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING'''' ;->
|?| Exam Anthem|?|

Hum Honge Kamyab, Hum Honge All Pass Ek Din,
Hoho... Likhte He Bakwas,
Fir B He Vishwas, Result Hoga Jhakas,
Hum Honge All Pass
Ek Din.
Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...

hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-

1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.

2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.

3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.

4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.

5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...