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0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHIRDAY E REHNDAY O.
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl Along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAAlon NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????









think!!!!!!!!!!!!










dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAAlon KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN AlonE.....
kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......
kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaAlon mein
har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayAlon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :

Element Name : WOMAN

Symbol : WO

Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .

Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.

Volatile When Alone
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes Along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left Alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
Apni BAlon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe
to Samajh jana k Yeh


Cockroach Hai..!!
Let us b Generous like dis:
4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should KILL him.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break his LEG Alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE him because he is AlonE and we are FOUR ;->
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche wAlon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.