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Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” wAlon ka aksar udhar rehta hai
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting Alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
''Dill torne wAlon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''
''Aap ko Meri taraf se

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Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se

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Or mery Chahny wAlon ki taraf se

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Or 16 crore Pakistanio ki taraf se
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''
''Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)

Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost)

Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar)

Jo naseeb wAlon ko mila wo hai apn ka sms.''
Hum bhool jane wAlon ko aisi saza dete hain,

WAH,WAH
IRSHAD..
Hum bhool jane wAlon ko aisi saza dete han,

JOOTA UTARTE HAIN


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MOZA SUNGHA DETE HAIN!:-)''
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MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
PagAlon ko uthane i hai, Apko meri dosti ki qasam BHAG JAo.''
''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,
pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,
shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,
kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,
ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,
sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,
dusre mulk wAlon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,
faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,
Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,
star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''
''Raton ko uth kar,
KhayAlon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''
A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.
She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta
& left the gur & went to him.Y?
Kyunki...Gur NAlon Ishq Mitha!
Can u pronounce good english:- read Along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
U came Alone pick me from my home take t ur home in ur bedroom put off ur shirt touch ur head 2 my cheast put ur lips on my lips "THANK GOD I''M DA BOTTLE OF PEPSI"