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"PYAAR"Ka pehlaLafz"P"


hai,




Lekin:




Agar"p"ko nikal do to


"YAAR"reh jata hai,




Aur Agar





Aape jese"YAAR"




Ho to Zindagi se B
"PYAAR"


Ho Jata Hai............-;>
Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain
Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain

Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe MAgar Nahi.
Moat Se Nahi Aey "Khushi" Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain

~ Tum Bin ~
Vo Chaandani Ka Badan Khushbuon Ka Saya Hai,
Bahut Aziz Hamen Hai MAgar Paraya Hai

Utar Bhi Aao Kabhi Aasaman Ke Zine Se,
Tumhen Khuda Ne Hamare Liye Banaya Hai.
Woh mil jatey hain kahani bankar
Dil mein bas jatey hain nishani bankar
Jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aakhon mein
Kyun nikal jatey hain wo pani bankar
Khayaalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai
Nigaahon ko teri talaash rehti hai
Tere bina koi kami nahi lekin
Tere bAgarr tabiyat udaas rehti hai
~Mafhoom-e-Hadees~
"Sehri Mein Barkat Hy,
Isey Har-giz Na Chorho !
Agar Kuch Nahi Tou Us Waqt Pani Ka Ek Ghoont Hi Pi Lia Jaye,
Kyun k
Sehar Mein Khanay Peenay Walo''n Per ALLAH TA''ALA Rehmat Farmata Hy Aur Farishtey Un k Liye Dua-e-Khair Krty Hyn."
(Musnad Ahmad)
Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. :-)
Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy k




Agar Sehri k Baad

14 Ghantey Gehri Neend So Lia Jaye
Tou








Bhook Aur Pyaas Nahin Lagti .. =P ;)
Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,

Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.

To Aisa Karen.

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Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.

Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
MUNNA BHAI: circuit Agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to Agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .


Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi mAgar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.


Ur 5 qualities:

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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti