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Sardar: Agar

Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.

Arz kia ha..

Arz kia ha..

Karachi main Agar agaye talibaan..

Wah wah..

Kia arz krdia ha mene

karachi main Agar agaye talibaan,,

to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.

Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi

Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi

Kuch tha us k honto pe mAgar sharmati thi

Jab hum ne mu khulwaya uska zabar dasti

To pata chla kmbakht naswar khati thi:-)

A couple was

A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu Agar bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana

Agar Koi Poche To Bas Muskurana

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Poche To

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal He Ye Batana.

Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo

Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro

Hum SmS K KiñG Hain

Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo.

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli

Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!

Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,

Agar dada AAshiq na hota.

Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sAgar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

MAgar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai .

ORIGINAL DON:

ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

mAgar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K

DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Chot

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz

Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...

Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.

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