Agar SMS Messages1430 messages

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
mAgar aapka naam nahe bataya.
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!
Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!
Kal Agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar Agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.


Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.


Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P


Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahi mAgar ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar NAgar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
karachi mein itni mehngai

bad-amni

aur

hangama-aarai
k bawajood

Agar aap
pur-sukoon aur
pur-aman KARACHI dekhna chahtay hain
to

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PTV Lagain.
"Golden Words"



Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou



''LANAT HAI TUM PE''