Adat SMS Messages239 messages

Wife: Darling, wht do u like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aAdat hi mujhe sab se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi.

par hamain akelay khanay ki Adat nahi.

khalo kia yad karogey
Election Fever. . .


1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay

1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya

Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-ShahAdat

Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,

Sabko AAdat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,

SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,

Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,

Sabko AAdat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,

SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,

Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>
Definition Of GirlFriend . . .

Jo Har Baat Par Tumhain Tok-Tok Ker Pehle
Tumhari Saari AAdatain
Badal De
Aur Phir Saal Baad Bole
"Ab Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe" ;->
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Apni AAdat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,

Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,

Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:

Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aAdat hai muskurane ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->
2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
AAdat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-

Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To AAdat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To AAdat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?


Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki AAdat Hoti Hai.
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?


Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki AAdat Hoti Hai.