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3 sardar after examee

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

poetry of a sarda

poetry of a sardar:

sajno arz kita aa

kutta mar gaya razai wich
ah ha kia baataan

kutta mar gaya razai wich
main mar gaya teri judai wich

kukri haraam ho gayi
tere ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi

Wo agar husn waloon

Wo agar husn waloon ki sarkaar thay
Hum bhi shahir-e-mohabt k sardar thay

Aik jurm-e-mohabt ki padaash mein
Omr bhar keliay hum szawaar thay

Maot ka faisla jab kia tha kbhi
hum bhi tyaar thay, wo bhi tyaar thay

Kar skay na koi wadaa wafa
Aik eqraar tha , laakh inkaar thay

Hum marez-e-sahub gham rahay esliay
Jitnay taryaak thay , saray beqar thay

Wo jo bichar kar juda ho gaye
Wo mohabt k jazboon ki mehkaar thay

Sardarni To Sardar

Sardarni To sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??

prince nu shaunk sardari

prince nu shaunk sardari da,
sports gaddi wich hazeena dai nal sawari da
jo kahida oh karke vehkaayi da
sirf galan nal hi nahi waqt guzaari da
ishq kita tai fer sikhar charayi da
hun door rehkai vi hazeena ton ishq nibhayi da

A Sardar Prays

A sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

A Sardar Was Drying

A sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

Some1 Asked What R U Doing?

Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!

Some1 Wrote 2

Some1 Wrote 2 sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"

AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

''''SHAIR'''' sardar JEE SE

DARTA PHIR RAHA HAY

PATA HY Q ??????

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SIMPLE .......

DESE DAYS.......\

SING IS KING

Man 2 Sardar

Man 2 sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.

1 sArdAr doSrE

1 sardar doSrE sardar sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn

2nd sardar: 2

1st sardar: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn

2nd sardar: wo kEsE

1st sardar: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)

Train Chali, Sardar

Train Chali, sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

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