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1 Sardar ki shad

1 sardar ki shadi pe sb sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->

Sardr apni shadi

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

1st Sardar

1st sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"

don''t say anything

don''t say anything I am fed out. I don''t have now any more interest in teasing and insulting sardars and Other animals, So I have decided to say sorry
and

wud try my best to carry on my previous task.

Dost ban kar bhi nahin

Dost ban kar bhi nahin saath nibhaaney wala
Wohi andaz hai zaalim ka zamaaney wala

Ab usey log samajhtey hain giraftar mera
Sakht naadim hai mujhey daam main laaney wala

Kya Khabar thi jo meri jaan main ghula hai itna
Hai wohi mujh ko sardar bhi laaney wala

Tere hotey huey aa jati thi saari dynya
Aaj tanha hu to koi nahin aaney wala

Kya kahen kitney marasim they hamarey us se
Wo jo ik shakhs hai munh phaer kar jaaney wala

A sardar ji pulled

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

Q:- Why does sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of sardars Are Donkeys”

The sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of sardars R Not Donkeys”

The sardars Celebrated.

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

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