sardar SMS Messages280 messages

How do you recognize a sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
How can a sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.


A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.


Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office


Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.


A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”


Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava


2 sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760


Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.


Question: Why did 18 sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.


Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

A sardar looking at sky asks another sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..