sardar SMS Messages280 messages

ik sardar ki football team

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

qabristan

Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...

Sardar rocks

Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.

Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya

1 sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?

funny gud morning

Sardar ki Maa sardar Se: “Uth Ja, Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ae..” . . sardar: “Te ki hoya Amma.. O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan ae” good mornig,..hehehhehe

Who Is The Father

Twin babies born in a sardar’s House. sardar G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? Who is the father of second!

Sardar in Parks

Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.

Hilarous Sardar!

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->

Funny Sardar Sms

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

a tiger killed a sardar in zoo

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D

lawyer to sardar

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

Donkey race

Sardar to sardarni:

"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"

Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,

turya te jaanda nai,

tay race lao gay"

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