Mobile pe ek v

Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge... sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!

Jun, 14 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2771 views Insult

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