Mobile pe ek v

Mobile pe ek v
Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge... sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!
  

Jun, 14 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2459 views       Insult

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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!
Today is MMS day:

MMS means:







=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=




I''ve done my part.. :->
i message
recieved



1
cool person
sent it



1
fool is
reading it



1
fool is
angry



1
fool is
still reading


1
fool will frwd thid
msg to another fool
achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!
tumhari payal ki jhankar

tumharay kangan ki khankaar

tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat

tumharay dil ki dhak dhak

uffffffffff........






tum larki ho ya noise polution??
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!