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Happy world's Nice Persons Day!
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Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain.
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Maine Aapko Kar Diya.
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Ghalti Se. Sorry. :-P
Boy: Hi

Girl: Hey how are You?

Boy: I am texting the most the beautiful girl in the world.

Girl: (emotionally) Awwwwwwwwwwww sooo sweet.

Boy: But she is not replying so I am texting U...... =D :)
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over wOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)
Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p
Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish"
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when i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
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Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p
Boy : wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....
Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!
1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE wARNA MERA
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2 Lakh wapas kar de..."
Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
Life is too short to wake up
in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right
and
forget about the ones who don't.

Good Morning
"Coins Always Make Sound"
But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!
So when Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm & Silent
Every King was once a crying baby
and
every great building was once a map.
It's not important where u r TODAY,
BUT
where you will reach TOMORROw is important.