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On dis cold cold night

On dis cold cold night,
In my small small room,
I look at da bright bright stars,
In the dark dark sky,
And dream of ur sweet sweet smile,
On ur cute cute face!
Good Night!

perwaz

Ae taer la hoti is rizk se moot ache

Jis rizk se aati ho perwaz man kotahi

KHULTA KSI PE

KHULTA KSI PE KYUN MESE DIL KA MAMLA

SHERON KE INTEKHAB NE RUSwA KIYA MJHE

women

Every women faces two major problems
when ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh

my nose

Aoouchhh movement;)
when i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)

nurse bohut achi hai

Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P

kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

radio says

Man: U cheated me...

Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.

Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!

what you can do

Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do with Your Lips...

Of Course you know the first one :)

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Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut! :-)

sochnay ki

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai ,
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara ,
Pukarne wala Koi Gair Nahin ,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara.!

ia hawa main

Is hawa me khushbu hai tumhari,
is chand ki roshni me surat hai tumhari.

Is dil sey jo mar kar b juda na ho sakay
woh sirf aur sirf dosti hai tumhari.

dilon ko kharedny walay

Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege,
Aap ko dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
Milega na aapko hum jesa koi,
Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

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