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Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}

Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?

at a privat party meera was invited

Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOw Daal Dien Plz.

sab se bara bewakuf insan kon

Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: wakeel..

Teacher: wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)

you have been warned to slow down

Middle age starts
when
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->

definition of home

Definition of home:

"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)

keep it in the cow

How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)

qabrastan walon se pooch lo

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->

koi dost ho tou tum jesa

Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa

Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->

sms ki barsat karta hai

Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,

Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,

Apka Reply aye ya na aye,

Lekin...

wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->

dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?

Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?

Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha

one lady delivered twins

One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)

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