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want to go usa he

want To Go USA

Here''s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is waiting
For You To Be In
white House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)

baraey meherbani es msg

CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)

itna busy b na raha

Itna busy b na raha karo,

kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.

Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.

Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.

interview 4 new admission

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

no serial our marriage cd

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

want 2 see this world after ur death?

Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes

give me sweet kiss

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : "GIVE ME SwEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

jaha ameer se ameer insaan b

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai

Pani Puri wale k paas.

teacher 2 child

Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??

Child:
wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)

camera man studio mein bachay se

Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....

bacha:

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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->

yara hum bohat preshan hai

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

molvi pappu ne farmaya

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

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