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Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALwAR bandhane k lye...:-D

U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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Gin lena puray hy:-D

kia tum pakeeza mohabat par

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrwaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->

ek sardar apni unpar

Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sunday te awain ga.

translate into engli

Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".

sood haram hay

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..

beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->

aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

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New Vival Soap(khoobsurti ander se nikhare)

Happy Loadshading...=P;->

hum gaye thay un k g

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti

Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!

hey dude a piece of

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful

Monkey ... ;->

t r u t h of

~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
who Talk About You
Nine (9) will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) will
Say Something Good In
A Bad way ... ;->

they said the

They Said ...

There would Be Black
President when Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

"SwINE FLU" ... ;->

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