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May, 05 2010 103 chars (1 sms) 1804 views Funny

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Everyone will not get everything,
This is the RULE of LIFE,
Dont try to get which is not yours.
But dont dare to loose which is yours..!
Understand

jaane kese jeete hain

Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,

MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->

Sweetest xcuse

Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..

Shakespeare said,

Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"

We Say We Luv Flowers,

We Say We Luv Flowers,Yet We Pluck Dem.

We Say We Luv Trees,Yet We Cut Dem.

& We Still Wonder Y Sum R Afraid

Wen Dey R Told Dey R Luved

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Doctor to bot

Dr: Do exercise daily for good health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
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Dr: how long do you play?
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Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

ha ha

A lawyer saw an

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.

New scheme of school and college holidays

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations

Eid holidays

Winter holidays

And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)

Why Do All Cricket

Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?

Coz Its A Match. Got It Man

If You Are Going To

If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....

That

You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....

Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
mshooq ne dikar li phir dekh bhal kay
is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka b tha
kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..''''

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