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Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...
Arz kia hai...
Jis ko ho sir azeez...
woh hum se hat ker chaley...
Hum sir phiron ke saath...
Koi sir phira chaley...
wah wah :-"
Aata





ghee





shaker





chawal





k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.
jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?
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wo thori dair baad b bhej sakta hai, koi tension nahi!!!!
My no. has been changed.
plzz give me a confirmation calll on my new no.
it is 15
agr mera nokar uthae to usy 2,4 galiyan dena.,
kamina khud ko police wala kehta hai.
Nahi PLZ



Neechy Mat Jao na



Kuch Ho Jaye Ga



PLZ



Dekho Mat Karo


Maan Jao Na PLZ



warna



...Ho Jaye Ga



PLZ Mat Jao



Aaah



Dekha



Ho Gaya Na









SMS Khatam...;>
PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,


NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,


PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,


NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,


KARNI HAI SOSO TO ROAD PAR KARO wASHROOM ME KYA RAKHA HAI.-'';>
Re-Remix of "Maujaan
He Maujaan"


Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,


Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
wich Bikhar Gahe,


Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,


Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,


Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,


Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,


Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->
Zindagi me kuch chizein
apka sath kbhi nhi
chorengi..!


1.waqt

2.Dil ki dharkan

3.parchai

4.Naseeb

5.Yadain

6.Gham






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Or


INSHAALLAH






7,HUM.->