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How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->

We Must Believe In
LuCK ...

For

How Else Can We
Explain

''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->

Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->

new economic lingo

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALuE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In use ... ;->

have u ever noticed

Have u Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTuRE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

ye keh k pappu ko c

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar

teacher ali k papa

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->

son papaaapko yaa

Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.

Father: Haan

Son: Gud News He,

Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye

computer is shameles

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
underwear..?

aik pathan road pe p

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne usey Pakar Liya.

Jab usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"Saboot To utha Loa"

teacher dunia me ki

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere uncle Haji Azam.

a scientific questio

A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)

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