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The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......


Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......



Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->


Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p


Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->


Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PuNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->


Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->

Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?


Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->


Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->



''''Happy Thappar Day''''

Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As u Can.

" Pakistani Di Mushkil

Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo

School Wich urdu Bolo

Paper English Wich Karu

Tay

Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich

ufff !!

Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "


Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"