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Phela parrot Rs 5000

Phela parrot Rs 5000 ka hay kiyon ke ye computer janta hay, doosra Rs 10000 ka kiyon ke ye computer aur driving dono janta hay Aur ye teesra Rs 700000 ka hay.

Man: Teesra kia karta hay jo itna expensive hay?

Shopkeeper: Mein ne iss ko kutch kartay nahin dekha lekin pehlay do iss ko BOSS kehtay hain.

When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...

When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..

Mosam ne li angrai Or hm ne Chori Razai,

Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.

Mosam ne li angrai Or hm ne Chori Razai,

Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.

1 Raja Tha Wo

1 Raja Tha Wo
Itna Khoobsurat Tha
Itna

Itna

Itna

Itna
Itna

Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna

K
us Ko Nazar Lag Gayi Aur
Wo Mar Gaya...;->

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
Sardar: NA

Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

Sardar: BANANA!

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

TEACHER:us ne KHuDKuSHI kar li.. usay KHuDKuSHI karni parri..

farak batao....

STuDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHuDA tha . . . . ;->

2 ways 2 suicide.

2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..

teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..

call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C

par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..

kyun??

kyunki..

daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??

How do you convert a BuS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BuS MISS ho Jaayegi... !

1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga

1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DuKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k "SuRF" de do...

DuKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QuAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHuLNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SuRF" mang raha hoon... ;->

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