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Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BuSI NESS hai..!
Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BuSI NESS hai..!
jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.

Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.


Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,


Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye




......ali..........
what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??






i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..
Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,

Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,

Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,

Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!

But,

now he is called a
"HuSBAND" ;-D
Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace u,

u KNW WHY?
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Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!
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Rumba Zumba





Timbak Tumbak





Gubba Jubba





Hiba Hu


Jinga Lala Hu...


Congratulation!
u R
Perfect Jungli ;)
Are you know jAn|x?

Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.
During a mArAthon...
A persOn felL in tHe ditCh aNd stiLl cAme 1st..!
hOw??
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cOz eVeRy 1 said
''''aa pOpat,pOpat''''...

so he becAme a pOpAt aNd flEw AwAy...!

And cAme 1st..!