Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha
Mama Le Aai SuFI
''''SuFI pe Aitmaad Jo Tha''''
Subha Hui Tou Na SuFI Tha Na MAHA
3Saal Baad MAHA Mili
Saath HABIB Aur SuLTAN Bhi Thay
DEkha Sufi Ka Kamal. . . ;-
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
