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By all means marry.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.
The great question.
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
"Some people ask
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Two secrets to keep
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
A man inserted an
A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Marriage s like
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
u order ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Marriage s like
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
u order ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.
Every Sec GOD Remembers U
Every Sec GOD
Remembers u


Every Min GOD
Blesses u


Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 u


B''coz Every I Pray To HIM







Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa

Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?

Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
O Frnd Jee
O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->

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