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Human Tastes Change As

Human Tastes Change As
They Become Mature

Little Girls Lyk Dolls & Little
Boys Lyk Balls

HowEver, When They Grow
up

Girls Lyk Balls & Boys Lyk Dolls... ;->

Apnay 2007 k Gunah Mitany k liye 101 bar is Mantar ko parho.

Apnay 2007 k Gunah Mitany
k liye 101 bar is Mantar ko parho..

"East Or West"
"hAmY Is The Best"

Ab Edit Ker K Apna Naam
Likh K Eik or Gunah Mat Karna ;->

Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko

Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPuT
Cheeta-JuTT
Hathi-BuTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-PATHAN
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)

Gurlfrnd 2 boyfrnd in fana style.

Gurlfrnd 2 boyfrnd in fana style.

TERI SALARY KO MERI PuRSE MAIN PANAH MIL JAEMERE ISHQ MAIN TERI DAuLAT FANA HOJAE.

SuBHANALLAH

What is da similarity

What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones...?
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Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay...! :->

Gold Rate Keeps

Gold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day .. I''m So Much Woried About u ..

Be Careful Sumone may Kidnap u B''coz ur My Most Precious Friend With a 24 carat GOLDEN HEART :)

www . Muft Mashwara . com

www . Muft Mashwara . com

Agar Aap Chahte Hain K Aap k ghar Saaf Rahay , Aap K Ghar KHuDA k Farishtay Aye , Aap K Ghar Brkat Ho , To Aap Apne Ghar Se Bahir Raha Karain . :)

Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida

Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida Huye to Saas Ne Kaha :

Mubarik Hoo Bhala Batao ...Hamari Duniya k Halat Daikh kar BAchay Bhi Duniya Mai Akele Ane Se Dartay Hain

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN WaS SlEePiNg iN FrOnT Of hIs hOuSe. A PoLiCe mAn sAw hIm aN ToLd hIm tO CuM PoLiCe sTaTiOn wD HiM.He rEqueTeD HiM To aLlOw hIm tO PuT BaCk hIs bEd iN HiS HousE.ThE PoLiCeMaN AgReEd.tHe mAn wEnT InTo tHe hOuSe aN LoCkEd tHe dOoR.ThE PoLiCeMaN ShOuTeD"CoMe outSiDe".
hE RePlIeD:"y cOuLd i cOmE OuTsIdE, aS It iS KeRfue outSiDe" :d

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Agar Koi Yeh Chahay

Agar Koi Yeh Chahay k Woh Dunia Main Sub Say Alug Nazar Aiay... Woh Jahan Bhi Jiay, To Loog ussi Ki Taraf Daikhain To ussay Chahiay k.
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Apni Gardan utarwa k Chala Phira Karay......

"Think of the Day"

"Think of the Day"

Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir

Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...

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