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If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-Azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA SADI FARMAYSH TE
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he

MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he

B:Saab sath me girl frnd b he

M:bhikari hokar b GF banali

B:Nai saab GF ne bhikari banadiya
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !










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The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"

Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"

Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?













































"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->
Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When u Fall Down. . .
JusT Stand up Straight . . . Be Confident . . .






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"OYE YE DHAKKA KIS NE DIA" . . . ;->
I know

u Are

So So So

BuSy

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3 seconds Think Of Me



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Feeling Sweet Na . . .

Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->
BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya


GIRL:
Teri Ye Qurbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .
Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, u Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->